Juno

Ever since Ray Liotta and Whoopi Goldberg starred in Corrina, Corrina, independent movies (indies) have been creeping into the landscape of American cinema.  The mid-90’s brought us Tarnatino and Smith, as well as the rise of Miramax.  But over the past few years, there always seems to be one indie that catches people by surprise and then gets overhyped.

  • My Big Fat, Greek Wedding — surprise comedy, by the time I saw it, my reaction was one of “eh”.
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon — saw it early in its run, so was impressed with everything.  Soon got tired of all of the parodies that followed.
  • Sideways — Average little movie, but not worth all of the hype and attention. Basically a film about a selfish little man.
  • Little Miss Sunshine — saw this one early, enjoyed it, but after hearing all of the post-release hype, had no desire to see it again.
  • Napoleon Dynamite — hated it — one of three people on the planet that hated it and is not afraid to say it. Unfunny.

The indie darling this time around seems to be Juno.  Being on the tourist side of town, I went to the Universal CityWalk AMC (which used to be a Loewes) and got in just as the previews were wrapping up.  The movie was crowded, which pleasantly surprised me; I thought everybody would be rushing to see Ice Cube’s new one.

The film has a rough quality to it — the picture is a little grainy.  This is a nice change to the crystal-clear, digital, see-every-blackhead look that a lot of films have today.  The credits were original-looking and added to the quirkiness of the movie.  The basic premise of the movie is that Juno is a 16-year-old who just found out that she is pregnant after her one time with her boyfriend, Bleeker.  I know what you are thinking:  “Didn’t we see this one already when we watched Saved?”  Yes and No.  Whereas Saved had an actual “villain” for the hero to struggle against, Juno is more interested in the internal struggles.  The movie had a lot of laughs, and I missed some dialog due to all of the laughter in the audience — that’s a good thing.

The casting was good in this movie.  Rainn Wilson’s appearance and dialog is worth the fact that he is on there only 5 minutes.  The director knew how to get the most out of his actors.  Jason Bateman portrays a grown-up, non-con-artist version of his character from Silver Spoons; Jennifer Garner is spot-on as a slightly OCD woman desparately wanting a child; J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney do well as Juno’s parents; and Michael Cera continues to perfect that awkward boy-becoming-a-man role he does.  Ellen Page does a good job as Juno, but I kept getting distracted by the fact that her style of talking and look was identical to Linda Cardellini’s current look and speech on ER — Of course this could be due to the fact that I had just watched an episode of ER earlier that day — However, it was like watching “Sam” as a 16-year-old.  The thing that I noticed most about this movie is that it was not about Juno’s pregnancy.  It was about the relationships of the characters; the pregnancy was a background thing that did not steal focus.

My advice: pay the full price — you won’t regret it.  It is even a decent date movie.  Just go see it before the hype gets out of control…

Top 5 Disney Animated Movies

I figured I would start off the new year with a goal — Begin each month with a different “Top x” list.  This month, I decided to visit one of those genres that had an early impact on me, as well as everyone else — Disney Animation.  Now I am not talking about any of the Pixar movies — I love them, but I am focusing on traditional, 2-D Disney Animation — Think of it as a list, Steamboat-Willie style…

So without further ado, let the debates begin:

5.  Fun & Fancy-Free (1947)

This is not one that springs to people’s minds often, but it holds an enormous amount of sentimentality for me.  This movie is actually two cartoons in one: Bongo and Mickey & the Beanstalk.  One of my first books was a huge collection of Disney stories, of which Bongo was one — to see it on film proved that my imagination pictured things correctly.  When I was little, my mom would put on a whole stack of records for me to listen to as I played in the living room.  One of those records was Mickey & the Beanstalk.  It was only in my 20’s that I finally saw the cartoon that had been playing in my head for decades.

4.  Pinocchio (1940)

I really identified with this character growing up.  I was adopted as a young baby and had two loving “Geppettos” raise me.  I often broke their hearts by getting into trouble, lying, and not being a “good boy.”  Like Pinocchio, I finally learned my lessons and did become a real boy…err….man.

3.  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

This is a movie that almost needs its own classification.  Purely hand-drawn and beautifully done, very few Disney movies can match the shear artistry of this film.  Humans have never looked so real in the traditional animated form.  Walt hit it out of the park with this first full-length animated feature.

2.  The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

I am sure many of you are scratching your heads at this entry.  Many times in life, I have felt like Quasimodo, but I have overcome those feelings.  There is not a Disney movie with a more beautiful song than “God Help The Outcasts” and the artwork is amazing.  While not for little ones, to skip this movie is to skip one of the truly underrated movies in Disney animation’s archives.

1.  Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Those who know me are not surprised at this one.  Bottom line, this is the one Disney film that has it all for me: soundtrack, characters I strongly identify with, amazing and stunning artwork, tremendous story, and a true Best Picture Oscar nomination.  It is because of this film that there is now a Best Animated Feature Oscar category.

P.S. I Love You

As has been demonstrated with other reviews, I have a high tolerance/liking of “chick flicks.”  However, there are some that I will not go see…..or go see willingly.

Spaldy was in town from LA and I got to spend New Year’s Eve with her.  So what did we do: go to the movies.  She wanted to see PS I Love You and I wanted to spend time with her, so I went to a movie that did not impress me from the trailers.

We settled for a Regal near her house.  I had gotten a free movie ticket using my rewards card at home when my mom and I went to Sweeney Todd, so I chose to use it to cover Spaldy’s ticket.   We went in, grabbed some comfy seats and settled back.  My first bad omen was the lack of good trailers at the beginning of the movie.

Then it started.

Let me sum up my view of the main character:  Take all of the thing I hate from the three women I loved the most (would have been 4, but Vikki’s flaws were not in this character) and make them the things that make up Hillary Swank’s character.  No redeeming qualities for her.  So this does not bode well for the movie.  Overall, a waste of casting and film materials.   I did love the mention of “vampire slayer” given the use of James Marsters in a supporting role, but that did not make up for the whole movie.  Even Spaldy had a lot of issues with it that I am sure she will cover in her whole review.  I was actually more amused that Spaldy had to wake me up in the movie — just like old times…

My advice: RUN, don’t walk, away from any screen about to show this movie.  Only Shrek the Third earned more votes from me as worst movie of 2007…

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

When this came out in 2005, I enjoyed going to the theater and watching it with my friend, Spaldy.  To this day, it is movie that most who know me are surprised is not in my DVD collection and probably will not be.

Huh?  If it is not in my collection, why am I reviewing it?

Because I saw it in a movie theater on Dec. 30…

During the last weekend of 2007, I was in Tampa for a conference for my Fraternity, Alpha Phi Omega.  With workshops completed, a group of us were taken to the Tampa Theatre, a beautiful, historic theater in downtown Tampa.  To say that I loved the look and feel of this venue is an understatement.  As much as I love AMC for its modern enhancements, the Tampa Theatre is now my hallmark for old theatres.  The interior takes you away to a time when going to the movies meant something; where sitting in the balcony was cool.   I regret the length of my legs prevented me from enjoying the front row of the balcony, but the second row wasn’t bad.

Narnia was that day’s feature in the month-long celebration of holiday classics.   While not a true holiday film other than featuring a lot of snow, it is still a good movie to take the family to.  Overal, the effects were good, the story entertaining, and the music pleasant.  I did have a problem with the youngest girl seeming to have one reaction to anything: smiling and laughter.

My advice: check it out on DVD or TV if you haven’t already; should serve as a good refresher for the sequel coming out in May.