Witless Protection

I have a high tolerance for stupidity on film; that tolerance was destroyed with this movie.  I am not going to spend much time on this review.  I went on opening weekend and was alone in the theater.  At the end of the movie, I realized that I did not laugh or even smile at one thing in the entire movie.  Larry the Cable Guy should send each person in America $10 to make up for the money spent on a ticket or the mere fact that we had to see a preview or an interview about this movie.

My advice: RUN, don’t walk, away from any theater that is showing this steaming pile of celluloid and do not patronize them again until it is out of the theater.  I want the 2 hours of my life and my money back — hands down, the worst movie I have seen in 10 years.

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